Jim Bakker plonks his snake oil on the air
(Missouri told him: “stop that shit – and quick!”),
a brand new bill-pay blanket (for a grand!)
and claims “God can’t hear prayers through COVID masks!”
A barker on religions’ outer fringe:
he hawks flea-market marvels, deep-fried faith,
and spends a lifetime fleecing foolish sheep –
and Still Around! Recalcitrant and Proud!
~
Wurkz OfArt 